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The State of Monavia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 478
Most Devout: 420thLargest Agricultural Sector: 585thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 810th
The Imperial Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Monavia est Novus Ordo Mundi
Influence
Power
Envoy Extraordinary
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The State of Monavia

Population38.939 billion

CapitalChalcedon
LeaderCharles IX and Elizabeth VI

CurrencyMonavian thaler
Animalgolden eagle

The Imperial Federation of The State of Monavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charles IX and Elizabeth VI with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 38.939 billion Monavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chalcedon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Monavian economy, worth an astonishing 10,377 trillion Monavian thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 266,515 Monavian thalers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,061,302 per year while the poor average 45,082, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State of Monavia's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The State of Monavia is ranked 4,167th in the world and 1st in Nova for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.15 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Devout: 420thLargest Agricultural Sector: 585thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 810thLargest Populations: 1,465thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,636thMost Cultured: 1,695thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,842ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,505thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,688thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,792ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,371stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,570thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,893rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,043rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,167thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,206thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,211thSmartest Citizens: 6,129thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,182ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,691stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,902ndLargest Governments: 7,310thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,458thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,244thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,556thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,599thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,618th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The State of Monavia, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : The State of Monavia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in The State of Monavia, some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification.
  • : Following new legislation in The State of Monavia, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Following new legislation in The State of Monavia, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • : Following new legislation in The State of Monavia, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in The State of Monavia, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in The State of Monavia, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest.
  • : Following new legislation in The State of Monavia, belief that Charles IX and Elizabeth VI is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : The State of Monavia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".

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